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Controlling girlfriend gives her boyfriend a contract with 22 rules

Indy 100 09-10-2018 Lowenna Waters
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Every relationship has its own unspoken rules. This one, however, had the rules clearly written down so that there could be absolutely no confusion whatsoever. 

A man traded in his car and accidentally left a list of 'rules' written by his girlfriend for their relationship inside the vehicle. 

Later, Twitter user @kkeyes96 found it and uploaded it onto the social media site, however, it went so viral that he was forced to delete the original tweet because people mistakenly thought that the girlfriend in the tweet was his. 

The photograph in the original tweet, however, captured the whole list. 

Boredpanda reports that it read: 

– You are NOT to have a single girls phone number

– You are NOT to follow them on any social media (including Instagram, Snapchat, and Twitter)

– You are NOT to hang out with Keegan (including his house or anywhere in public)

– You are NOT to go to Honda without me

– You are NOT to hang out with your friends more than two times a week

– You are NOT to look at a single girl

– If girls come up to you at any place or anytime you are to WALK away

– Mo is to NOT hang out [with] us every time we hang out

– You are NOT to ask for head

– You are NOT to get mad at me about a single thing ever again

– You are NOT to bring up Tyler, Noah, Deven, or Josh ever again

– You are NOT allowed to drink unless I am with you

– I am allowed to do a phone check when EVER I please

– If we move in there are NEVER to be girls at our house

– If we move in together your friends will RARELY be allowed over

– If I catch you around girls I kill you

– You are NOT to ditch me for your friends

– Austin does NOT CONTROL WHEN I HANG OUT WITH YOU!

– We are to go on a legit date once every two weeks at least

– If I say jump you say “how high princess”

– You are to make sure you tell me you love me once a day at least so I know your not messing around

– You are to NEVER take longer than 10 mins to text me back

OK, just back away... slowly. 

Boredpanda reports that many people were quick to share their responses to the list.

One commented: 

Yikes, get a new girlfriend, double yikes. 

Another added: 

She sounds crazy but it also sounds like he cheated and she took him back. 

While a third summed it up: 

Run!!! 

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