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Memorable one-liners by famous people

Photos Logo Photos | Slide 1 of 49: Milton Berle, in drag, performs a skit with Bob Hope during taping of the "Bob Hope Buys NBC" special at NBC Studios in Burbank, Calif., Sept. 8, 1985. This is Berle's first network performance since his quadruple bypass heart surgery last June. (AP Photo/Shin)

Bob Hope (1903-2003)

"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
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