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BEHOLD: The 6 most ridiculous items listed on Gwyenth Paltrow's Goop gift guide.

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Gwyneth Paltrow has really out-Gwynethed herself this time…

The actress’ lifestyle company Goop has released their annual Christmas gift guide and it’s more ridiculous than ever before.

Aptly named the “Ridiculous but Awesome” gift guide, the extravagant list includes everything from a banana-shaped lamp to an actual Spanish village.

Yep, you read that right.

Here’s a rundown of six of the most utterly ridiculous items listed on Goop’s 2018 gift guide.

24k Gold rolling papers

A steal at $75, this gift gets you six 24k gold rolling papers.

It’s perfect for those that just love to watch their money burn.

Muse for a day

We’re not going to lie, this gift is actually pretty impressive but it will cost you.

For a cool $200,000+, you can gift a loved one the experience of being a muse for a day.

This package includes a stylised private photo session with Saatchi Art photographer Miss Aniela, a first-class round trip to London, three nights in a five-star London hotel and top-tier dining.

Yep. We’d like this one, secret Santa.

Clip-on bidet

Want to gift “sparkly butts all round” this year?

Goop suggests buying your friends and family members a clip-on bidet this Christmas.

The best part? The $108 Tushy even comes in pink.


Breakfast with giraffes

Planning a visit to Kenya? According to Goop, Giraffe Manor is the place to go.

With friendly giraffes sticking their heads into the windows of the retreat at breakfast time, it’s not hard to see why hundreds of influencers flock to the manor daily.

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Wake up in anticipation something great is going to happen ???? Throw back to amazing mornings at Giraffe Manor • • • • • #thesafaricollection #safari #giraffemanor #bespokesafari #safaristyle #80daysdk #travelkenya #goodmorning #welivetoexplore #theglobewanderer #greatmorning #giraffelove #crazymorning #brunchwithaview #traveldeeper #natgeotravel #theglobewanderer #timeoutsociety #beautifuldestinations #portraits_ig #life_portraits #lensculture #portraits #kenya #pursuepretty #darlingescapes #travelmemories #girlswhotravel #femaletraveler A post shared by Signe Schmidt Jakobsen (@misssignes) on Nov 18, 2018 at 9:13pm PST

The price?

Well let’s just say if something says “prices available on request”, you can pretty much guarantee it’s going to be very expensive, and something we could never afford.

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An actual village in Spain

Yep, you really can buy an actual village in Spain.

And not surprisingly, it’s actually a lot cheaper than buying a Sydney apartment.

For $235,000 you’ll get barns and several houses along a river in Spain.

We’re sure someone in your life would love to receive a Spanish village in their stocking this year.

A banana-shaped lamp

Know an Andy Warhol fan?

This $450+ banana-shaped lamp is perfect.

A hot-air balloon ride over Everest

Gifts like this exist purely for one reason: for the gram.

Because why climb Mount Everest when you can just fly over it in a hot-air balloon?

This extravagant gift will set you back over $8,000.

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