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The best John Clarke lines

NZ Newswire logoNZ Newswire 10/04/2017

"If it weren't for your gumboots, where would you be?" - Fred Dagg

"Kick it in the guts, Trev." - Fred Dagg

"That'll be the door." - Fred Dagg

"So if things are looking really bad, you're thinking of givin' it away, remember New Zealand's a cracker..." - Fred Dagg, from We Don't Know How Lucky We Are

"Because the front fell off, 20,000 tonnes of crude oil spilt into the sea and caught fire - it's a bit of a giveaway." - Clarke on the long-running spoof political talk show, Clarke and Dawe

"No, strictly speaking of course, Maxine, the harbour is not an indoor venue." - Clarke on mockumentary The Games

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