21 reasons why cruises are the worst
Sorry, budget bookers and buffet habitués - the time has come to stop pretending that cruise ships are anything but overcrowded nightmare tanks filled with unhealthy food and alarmingly common occurrences of sewage overflow.
For all the reasons booking a cruise might seem enticing, we have a counter-argument for why you should abandon ship.
Here are 21 reasons why cruises are the worst.