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Squash and Wear: Do not be alarmed and do not adjust your screen. There is no nipular action happening in this image. Repeat: There is no nipular action. But it's an easy mistake to make. Rihanna is slouching toward a plethora of indecent exposure charges in her appropriately caution tape-yellow minidress, which she models at an inauguration ball benefiting Feeding America. Yep, this is what the lovely chanteuse wore to a charity event, apparently figuring that callously stuffing her innocent boobs into a more-boxy-than-foxy frock and flashing a good bit of thigh would make just the right impression in tradition-minded Washington, D.C. Also working against Rihanna is her ongoing belief that melding the seminal bowl cuts of Moe Howard and Mr. Spock is the key to creating a cutting edge coiffure.
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