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A bride has absolutely LOST IT at her wedding guests in the greatest rant of all time.

Mamamia logo Mamamia 2018-08-27 Keryn Donnelly
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Hello.

Yes.

We’d like to introduce you to a woman named Susan.

Susan decided to marry her long term boyfriend.

In order to have the “blow out” wedding of her dreams, Susan asked all her wedding guests to “donate” $1500 to her.

Yep, $1500.

When her wedding guests very rightly refused to give ole’ Susie the cash she, erm, called them a bunch “c*nts” and “snakes” in a ridiculously long Facebook rant.

In the Facebook post, Susan explained that she had called off the wedding, dumped her ex-fiance, and was planning to delete Facebook and backpack around South America for two months, to get away from all the “toxic energy”.

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In the “mini novel” Susan called out her former maid of honour who is apparently a “filthy f*cking poor excuse for a friend”.

Susan would also like her former fiance to know that she’s not some “hooch piece of f*cking trash, a hooker”.

Anywho, we’ve included Susan’s entire soap opera of a Facebook rant below for your reading pleasure.

Get the popcorn ready.

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Don't be like Susan.

Also see: Here's what weddings looked like the year you were born (Provided by Country Living)

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