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"The Cart-ful Drudger"

A parody of "Consider Yourself" from "Oliver!" Consider my shelf: it’s home. Consider my shelf: part of my family! It’s taken a whole day long To dust; must not get the numbers wrong! Consider my shelf: filled in. Consider my shelf: my little universe! My salary is a crime, I smile while laboring overtime! There is a snotty kid, What he did I have to fix. He is only six, Where’s Mom?? Now the computer’s dead Oh my head I need a break... But I have to remain calm… Consider my shelf - it’s Zen. Though I’d rather scream and shout, When being pulled in all directions, that’s my cue, Consider my shelf...then check out!
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